The weirdest thing happened last week.
I just bought a new Teaching Bible - a brand new bible that I plan on using just when I preach and teach.
It was hard to part with my old Bible because it had years of notes written in the margin and certain key words circled or underlined to aid my teaching.
I was doing teaching preparation in my brand new bible and started to turn to 1 Corinthians 15.
As I was turning there, I realized I went too far - ended up in Ephesians.
And I backtracked too far and ended up in Acts.
Then I started to get frustrated as I clumsily fumbled through the pages of the New Testament.
Aren't I a little more familiar with my Bible than this? I thought. This is ridiculous.
And, even though I was by myself, I started to feel a flush of embarrassment because here I am, a pastor, and I can't find a rather significant and large letter in the New Testament.
At this time, I was getting frustrated at myself. Really frustrated.
Until I noticed something I had never seen before: I flipped through the end of Acts...and then noticed that the next page jumped to...2 Corinthians chapter 4?
What?!?!
No wonder I struggled to find 1 Corinthians 15. The entire books of Romans, 1 Corinthians and the first three chapters of 2 Corinthians were missing from my brand new teaching Bible. It just jumped from page 1034 to page 1067.
Good thing I was just doing teaching prep in my office by myself.
Can you imagine standing up in front of a group of people teaching and saying, "Turn in your Bibles to 1 Corinthians 15 and let me read from it...well, give me a minute here...hold on...um... Well, look at that...isn't that the weirdest thing...I don't think I have that...in my Bible..."
Yeah, that would go over really well.
Nobody would believe me.
They would just think I'm an uneducated pastor who can't find 1 Corinthians in his own Bible and was making up some lame excuse.
How embarrassing.
As I realized the issue with my new teaching Bible my mind was racing, asking all sorts of questions about biblical inerrancy and the theology of the authority of Scripture...and then I realized that it was probably just some absent-minded minimum wage employee at the printer who probably fell asleep on the job or pushed the wrong button or something. It's kind of a big deal, I thought, to forget 30 plus pages out of God's good book...I hope he didn't lose his job.
I wondered if someone's salvation would be thwarted because of this guy at the printer who wasn't doing his job. Then I started thinking about predestination and free will in regards to someone's salvation being thwarted because of an incomplete Bible because of a mistake by some employee at the printer - but then I was thinking so hard that my brain started smoking...so I stopped thinking about it.
I've contacted the publishing company and they are in the process of replacing my old, incomplete Bible with a new, complete canon very shortly.
As funny as the entire ordeal was, it really made me think: don't we do that with our Bibles from time to time?
We stay away from the scary, confusing, hard to understand passages of Scripture that don't fit into our theology and just disregard certain parts altogether.
It may not be 1 Corinthians, but maybe Leviticus or parts of the Psalms or that freaky book of Revelation that make us blush or whatever --- fill in the blank. We sort of create a subconscious canon inside of the canon.
I've thought often of doing a teaching series called "The Bible We Don't Read: Studying the Un-highlighted Parts of Scripture."
It makes me wonder: if we're honest enough to admit it, what parts of Scripture do we disregard because its just too confusing/uncomfortable/difficult/scary?
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